I THINK I HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM!

I have come to the conclusion that I’m putting on weight,
In fact – I am quite obese.
They say “It must be all the food that she ate”
And such like remarks as these.

It aint fair you know, and I think it’s unjust
To say such things about me.
I wouldn’t mind if it filled out my bust
Or if my hips got a bit more wee

But no – the fat doesn’t go where I want it to go
It just sets where it is not wanted.
In future I will keep my calories low
And become a `think skinny’ instead.

Grace Russ – August 1976