GRACE’S GUILTY CONSCIENCE
This morning I had a nice hot bath
But I’ve a feeling I shouldn’t `ave oughter,
`cos as I sat in the nuddy looking all daft
a bloke on the wireless said I should `Save Water’
I looked round my tub - `twas full up to the brim
And I sat there feeling guilty and right mean
Then I stood up – and I wanted to SING
I’d found six inches only gets me quite clean!
Grace Russ – August 1976